Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

[irishspirit]

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.


Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.


Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

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[Cec Kra]

This article was originally written last year for April fools day.

[irishspirit]

This article was originally written last year for April fools day.

I know, I still have the original on my system. I was only on for like 15 minutes yesterday, never got the chance. Your to quick. Thanks

[noxon]

Assosciations .....

one word comes to mind :
Neutralize ..
- and maybe
a Realisation ....

- so, better for good ...
Better an innocent fool ..
then the insane goul of
- a misguided god

Well,
Here and now is enough
for me .


........

[flower]

ok , i'll admit it... i fell for it.. for about 2 minutes (till Rich told me)... lol

[TuffLittleUnit]

Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening.

rofl

Where's the milky bar kid?

[Mogs]

Hehehe love it!

[TheTruthTeller]

whahaha , yeah sure...just like this one... ;0)

[Janos]

Little late (and sneaky) for an April Fools. I hadn't seen this before, but I figured it out partway through the article. I figured it was either BS, or just a nutter. Neither of which is in very short supply these days.