Channeled Cheese :)

**Vajdan** · 7th May 2011, 15:22

(The following is my opinion, and should be taken as such.)

I don?t put stock in channeled material. Channeling is just another mind telling you what it has to say.

Ok, great. But really, what is so great about that?

That could have been you, way back when, or will be you somewhere down the line in the future. What are you going to say when somebody goes channeling you? You could say whatever the hell you want!

When someone asks you, ?What is the meaning of life, O higher one?? you could bloody well say, ?The meaning of life? is cheese.?

So the ?prophet? comes down from the mountaintop, with ten cheesy praises, carved into stone, on what to do and not to do in regards to cheese.
And after presenting the tablets to the people, someone inevitably asks, ?But? what kind of cheese??

?DOH!? Exclaims the prophet of cheese, as he forgot ask.

And so, internal debate and war rages on between the disciples of cheese. Over thousands of years, and thousands of denominations of cheese are formed.

But who is right?

Is it the Sacred Gouda? The Alpine Swiss? The Magnificent Muenster? The Priestly Provolone?

Until inevitably, some New Age Cheddar comes along, dispelling the old pantheon, and declaring their cheese as the TRUE path of cheesy enlightenment.

Meanwhile, back at the firmament, some higher-dimensional being is having a jolly good laugh over all of this silliness.

Do you see where this is going?

So many people bow in supplication to ?gods,? or ?goddesses,? or ?higher beings? ? external personalities that are either poetic personifications of things that are sacred or people that actually lived and walked this earth, and were misunderstood and revered as gods because they were more advanced. Why? That either was or will be you someday, so what makes them so higher than you? Truly?

You know why names like Isis, Astarte, Venus, and Freya are remembered? Because they were cool! You?d think one would aspire to BE one of those great women rather than bow and grovel to them, acknowledging them as ?greater than me? or ?more powerful than me.?

All hail to the Divine Cheese!

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**magamud** · 7th May 2011, 15:33

In Some way we acknowledge the presence of a "Logos" that tangibly and syncromysticly can be identified. We have used up Novelty no doubt, but dont throw away the baby with the bath water. Those "archetypes" could very well be our means for Cosmic communication, if you follow?
As far as channeling, one could say your mind is channeling you. A broad topic..

I do like cheddar cheese in my eggs...

**Janos** · 7th May 2011, 16:17

I believe that truth is where ye find it, if ye follow my line of thinking. Snippits of greater truths can be found everywhere. It is when one blindly wraps themselves up in a mantle or dogma, and questions nothing, that it becomes something detrimental.

I like almost all cheese... but some cheese is tastier than others, and all cheese is NOT created equal.

**Icecold** · 7th May 2011, 16:31

We are sorry, but the revolution is over and you missed it

I am getting the distinct impression that the age of relative thinking is coming to a screaming halt. Now, the Age of Aquarius is fundamentally about Aquarian correspondences....i.e relate to the law of correspondences as akin to or at least related to Law of Attraction mention below and made famous by Isaac Newton in his discussion of gravity.

Now there is some confusion regarding both of these 'laws'. They have both been commodified by the new age movement.

Well, the original meaning of the Law of Correspondences related to connections between things as relating to astrology.

As above, so below.
As within, so without.
As the universe, so the soul.

...and so on.

Ahhhh.....I'll finish this later. Its bedtime.

I don't necessarily support this view but I found it funny and mathematically plausible....

**magamud** · 7th May 2011, 17:02

1 Corinthians 15
We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed--
in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.
For the perishable must clothe itself with the imperishable, and the mortal with immortality.
When the perishable has been clothed with the imperishable, and the mortal with immortality, then the saying that is written will come true: "Death has been swallowed up in victory."
"Where, O death, is your victory? Where, O death, is your sting?"
The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law.

**?uestions** · 7th May 2011, 18:00

Hmmm. Posts def. piqued my interest.

@ Vajdane - Hail cheese! Grilled cheese, cheesy omelette's and cheese fries! I do have a question for the cheese channeler though. I was always under the impression that the secret of life was............ .. . .. . .. 42!!!!! ;-)
@ magamud - Challenging..... channeling. I almost see each word in the other. In the beginning there was the Word. Each one has the essence of it's intention behind it. Some say words don't affect or hurt but I've seen words put the universe in action. If you have any suggestions for any type of read concerning words and their power mag, could you recommend some for me?
@ Ice - Is this from the Kybalion? There is a chapter in their that explicit discusses the planes of correspondence and examples of laws that apply here and other realms of spirit and thought. If I may ask (assuming this is the case) what do you think of this little Blue Book? For me, I find this book to morph with time. Each and every time I read it it takes new meaning as my experience changes. Hard to explain but if anyone has read this, would they be willing to share any experiences reading this book? I'm really curious to see what others have taken from The Kybalion.

**magamud** · 7th May 2011, 18:20

Good question ?'s. I would suggest Isotools thread on "begging the question" http://nexus.2012info.ca/forum/showt...g-the-Question is a good place to understand linguistics and mind. I am no expert in Etiology. There are many here I suspect that could be the foundation of a Cosmic membrane in consciousness. Physicist, linguist, occultist and phonologists who can process semiosis in the final frontier.