Great Movie "one liners"

[Ross]

Morpheus: The Matrix:

The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Morpheus:

If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Morpheus:

The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.

Old gunner: from "The shooter:

"The moment you think you have figured it out, you are wrong"

Every Day’s a Holiday, (1937),

“You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.”, Larmadou Graves (Charles Butter worth)

The Silence of the Lambs, (1991),

“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner

Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins):



Please add to this thread...there are some gems out there

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[BrianEn]

There'll be no knife throwing at the church. Forget the movie but the line stuck with me.

[Shane]

Morpheus, from the Matrix: (one of my favorite things to use in real liffe conversations.)

You think that is air you're breathing now? Hmm...

From Avatar:

... and we will see if your insanety can be cured

Casper:

Can I keep you?

I could get REALLY carried away with this.

[BrianEn]

Pauska(shit) from The Leningrad Cowboys go to America.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl7_0DmwY-E


Actually found the scene. Just after the band plays the song they'll wait for the guy to say something.

[Merkaba360]

Coming to America:

"I got some real fly hygiene, check it out !! " lol My friend used to say that all crazy making me laugh.


Apocalypto:

"Death is the road to awe." I love that , but mel gibson......


Con Air:

"Now don't be gettin' all Wounded Knee on me and sh*t."


Tombstone:

"Maybe poker just ain't your game. How 'bout we have a spelling contest."

[Icecold]

Frankenstein , (1931) ?It?s Alive! It?s Alive!?


The Wizard of Oz , (1939), ?Toto, I?ve got a feeling we?re not in Kansas anymore?


Psycho , (1960), ?We all go a little mad sometimes?


Cool Hand Luke , (1967), ?What we have here is a failure to communicate?

[Merkaba360]

Star Wars:

"Only a Sith speaks in extremes." - obewan to annakin

"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is."
―Yoda

"At an end your rule is... and not short enough it was."
―Yoda to Palpatine

Luke: "I don't believe it..."
Yoda: "That is why you fail."
―Yoda to Luke

Luke: "I'm looking for a great warrior."
Yoda: "Wars not make one great."
―Luke Skywalker and Yoda

[Vajdan]

*hsshhhshsh, hrghhhhhh*...

"LUKE, *I* AM YOUR FATHER..."

[Bethany]

Bob Wiley: You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting profanity?
Dr. Leo Marvin: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob Wiley: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch! Bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead, BITCH!
Dr. Leo Marvin: Why exactly are you doing this?
Bob Wiley: If I fake it, then I don't have it.

From What About Bob.

[BrianEn]

Classic movie Beth.

[silentghost]

i knew it im surrounded by assholes <shelunk> <muffled voice> keep firing assholes

space balls

rick moranis

[InCiDeR]

Gone With the Wind , (1939), ?Frankly my dear, I don?t give a damn?, Rhett Butler (Clark Gable)

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes , (1939), ?Elementary, my dear Watson?, Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)

The Wizard of Oz , (1939), ?Toto, I?ve got a feeling we?re not in Kansas anymore?, Dorothy (Judy Garland)

The Empire Strikes Back, (1980), ?Never tell me the odds?, Hans Solo (Harrison Ford)

Real Genius, (1985), ?I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, ?I drank what??, Chris Knight (Val Kilmer)

Top Gun, (1986), ?That?s classified. If I tell you I?ll have to kill you?, Lieutenant Pete ?Maverick? Mitchell (Tom Cruise)

Top Gun, (1986), ?Your ego is writing checks your body can?t cash?, Captain Tom ?Stinger? Jordan (James Tolkan)

Ferris Bueller?s Day Off, (1986), ?You can?t respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesn?t work?, Ferris Bueller (Mathew Broderick)

A Few Good Men , (1992), ?You can?t handle the truth?, Colonel Nathan Jessup (Jack Nicholson)

Apollo 13, (1995), ?Houston, we have a problem?, Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks)

Pirates of the Caribbean, (2003), ?You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)

[Ross]

?Yeah baby!?

Austin Powers

?Say hello to my little friend.?

Scarface

[Vajdan]

Pirates of the Caribbean (2003): "But why's the rum gone!?"

Alien vs Predator: Requiem: "That's crazy! The government doesn't LIE to people!"

[Janos]

Iron Man 2:

?My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself.?

And...

"Aahh! Tastes like coconut...and metal! Ugh! Aahh! Yeah!"

I frickin' love coconut. It's why the rum is gone.

[moais]

my philosophy teacher used to talk about the moive when he needed some metaphors,
star wars is one with good spiritual metaphors(like a myth, it has meaning only to the inside)


I don't remember any good line......

LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER

May the force be with you.....

sorry thinking hard.... really dunno

[3optic]

Sweet Smell of Success is filled with quotable lines. Great movie too..

J.J. Hunsecker: "I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of artsenic."

Sidney Falco: "If I'm gonna go out on a limb for you, you gotta know what's involved!"
J.J. Hunsecker: "My right hand hasn't seen my left hand in thirty years."

Sidney Falco: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do! That gives you a lot of leeway..."

J.J. Hunsecker: "You're dead, son. Get yourself buried."



Mary: "You're an amusing boy, but you haven't got a drop of respect for anything in human life."

Steve: [to B.L., of his flunky] "Tell me sir, when he dies, do you think he'll go to the dog and cat heaven?"

[Necromancer]

Braveheart...

“Every man dies. Not every man really lives”

[moondaze]

still shaking that tree boss! cool hand luke
Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? No, you can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. You're not gonna name the kid Elliot. You gotta give him a real name. Give him a name. Like Nick. sure thing.john cusack
Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again 'til I got to meet your friends; what would you say?
Will: I'd say it's 4:30 in the morning; they're probably up. good will hunting.

[Richard]

I'll be Back

[Bethany]

Sorry I keep adding ones that aren't "one liners" but they are funny none the less:

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted. Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
[chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing]
Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Ted Nelson, Customer: [pause] Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well, that's...
Tommy, Richard Hayden: ...What?

-From Tommy Boy

[ZookieMonster]

"Remember men, you are fighting for this lady's honor; which is probably more than she ever did." - Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (Groucho Marx).

[Mark]

Go ahead, make my day!

'Dirty' Harry Callaghan

[VajraYaya]

Not one of the greatest lines, but it stuck with me as being some of the strangest lines ever scripted:

"A strange man defecated on my sister" - Woody Allen - Crimes and Misdemeanors

[Peta Babkama Luruba Anaku]

Andy Dufresne~ The Shawshank Redemption: Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Sloth~ Goonies: Hey, you guys!

The Writer~ Stand By Me: Now, he said, "Sic 'em, boy." But, what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls."

E.T~ E.T. phone home.

Travis Bickle~ Taxi Driver: I got some bad ideas in my head.

William H. Bonney~ Young Guns 2: "Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent.

Hannibal Lecter~ Silence Of The Lambs: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.